1. Anonymous said: CONTINUED FROM LAST Q. She had sex with me because she did not want to lose the bet (her paycheck) but she was pretty cruel. When she was sucking me I told her to suck my big cock and with my dick in her mouth she said "If you can understand what I'm saying you're too small" and she laughed. She said other stuff that was mean. Did I deserve it?

    To be honest I’m still cracking up imagining the scene at Olive Garden, or whatever restaurant this is taking place at, where you are waiting tables and hitting on staff members with a giant erect dildo in your pants. I’m just imagining the Jerry Lewis antics as you are knocking dinner rolls off of tables with your dildo as you top off Iced Teas. Everyone cracking jokes about not leaving you a tip cause you already got a big tip. I basically don’t even think I can eat out anymore thinking my food might be handled by someone who is constantly adjusting his erect prosthetic cock in the hopes it will catch the eye of some coworker. The real question is, do any of us deserve this treatment at Olive Garden?

  2. Anonymous said: Youre the perfect girl to ask if I deserved what a girl did. I learned that this beautiful waitress I worked with was a size queen and made her think that I was hung so she would have sex with me. Basically, I used a dildo in my pants to trick her into thinking I had a big dick. When I got back to her place I made a big bet with her that once she saw my size that she wouldn’t blow me or let me fuck her — she thought that meant I was huge but I mean that she would find out that I was only 4".

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  3. Anonymous said: Oh my god...you are the most stunningly beautiful Cinderella I have ever laid eyes on. Be still my beating heart...

    Awww thank you xo

  4. @birdiebreakdown got blue on my nose! Lol  #disney #costume #halloween #kissing #kisses

    @birdiebreakdown got blue on my nose! Lol #disney #costume #halloween #kissing #kisses

  5. @birdiebreakdown #nofilter #costume #halloween #disney

    @birdiebreakdown #nofilter #costume #halloween #disney

  6. I’m just going to dress like this everyday 💕 #costume #halloween #disney #princess #mirror #sexysaturday

    I’m just going to dress like this everyday 💕 #costume #halloween #disney #princess #mirror #sexysaturday

  7. Oh no! I lost my glass stripper heel!  #costume #halloween #disney #princess #sexysaturday

    Oh no! I lost my glass stripper heel! #costume #halloween #disney #princess #sexysaturday

  8. Dressed up as Cinderella for @birdiebreakdown #Disney themed birthday party! #nofilter #costume #halloween #princess #mirror #sexysaturday

    Dressed up as Cinderella for @birdiebreakdown #Disney themed birthday party! #nofilter #costume #halloween #princess #mirror #sexysaturday

  9. #breakfast #yummy #food #foodporn #delish

    #breakfast #yummy #food #foodporn #delish

  10. Anonymous said: Why do guys take so long to reply to text messages?

    I’m sure the reason varies for every guy.